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(Welcome to Millineum Mayhem)

-=Silent Night plays as the camera comes on and moves through the crowd as the lights go out and lazer lights of all colors circle the arena but everything stops as a voice comes over the loud speakers=-

~(President Mabe)~
Ah, cut that shit off. I know just as damn good and well as everyone else here that we are not going to have a holly night here and we sure dont want no silent night niether. So, before we get down to business here on the first PPV for the UWF but the last PPV of the Millenium, we have some business to work out first. Only one thing on the agenda. We will not have the originally planned regular tag team match due to the fact that the contracts of been evoked for both teams as niether team will be in the UWF any longer unless otherwise notified by me. Alright lets get this thing underway so you can all get your moneys worth.

-=Sympathy for the Devil plays as the President walks to the back and Christopher Enigma walks out onto the entrance ramp and both men stop and stare each other in the eyes as the walk by each other as now Christopher Enigma turns and walks down the entrance ramp and to the ring. Now Kerley's music hits as he quickly makes his way down to the ring behind Christopher Enigma.=-

~(Cyborg)~
Christopher Enigma slids into the ring as Kerley slids into the ring almost at the same time with Kerley comeing to his feet first grabbing Christopher by the head and kicking him in the gut.

~(Iceman)~
Christopher Enigma hits his knees after that shot to the gut. Now Kerley pulls CE to his feet and whips him into the ropes. CE bounces off the ropes and Kerley jumps over him as CE bounces off the ropes again coming back through Kerley falls to the mat as CE jumps over Kerley and now CE bounces off the ropes once again as Kerley bends over but CE catches him with a DDT.

~(Cyborg)~
What a move to finally get things started here in the first of the Millenium Mayhem PPV. CE now getting up, but Kerley is getting up also. As CE gets up slowly taking his sweet time, Kerley beets him to his feet as CE has his back to Kerley. Kerley bounces off the ropes and jumps into the air as he hits a bulldog on CE.

~(Iceman)~
Now Kerley gets back up and shows off to the crowd as CE sits up and rolls over on his knees.

~(Cyborg)~
I dunno about you but CE looks like that just made him very mad instead of doing any damage.

~(Iceman)~
I was thinking the same thing. Kerley now turns around as CE is now standing looking at Kerley with devilish eyes.

~(Cyborg)~
Both men bounce off the ropes and meet in the middle of the ring bunting chests.

~(Iceman)~
With these two men weighing only 30 lbs different the result is both of them bouncing off of each other.

~(Cyborg)~
Yes but they are both determined to knock the other down as they do it again.

~(Iceman)~
Kerley goes flying through the air as CE does a flying drop kick. Both men meeting in mid-air as the result is Kerley falling hard on his knees.

~(Cyborg)~
That looked like Kerley got the breath knocked out of him, and when that happens the only thing you want is to be left alone so you can get your breath back.

~(Iceman)~
I take it CE knows this as he gets to his feet quicker this time making his way towards Kerley but Kerley does not see CE coming as he is still on his knees holding his stomache.

~(Cyborg)~
He will know it soon enough. CE is now pulling Kerley to his feet. CE now suplex's Kerley. CE again getting to his feet quickly and making his way over to Kerley.

~(Iceman)~
Christopher Enigma is definatly on the offense now. CE bounces off the ropes and delivers an elbow to the back of Kerley's head.

~(Cyborg)~
Uh o. Kerley quickly gets to his feet with a very angry look to his face.

~(Iceman)~
CE hit him one to many times I believe.

~(Cyborg)~
CE bounces off the ropes and goes chest to chest with Kerley but all he does is bounce off as Kerley doesnt budge.

~(Iceman)~
CE bounces off the ropes again but this time Kerley steps aside and grabs CE by the throat picking him up and chokeslamming him to the mat.

~(Cyborg)~
VERY impressive by Kerley. CE is now motionless in the middle of the ring as Kerley goes to the top rope.

~(Iceman)~
Kerley does a frogg splash off the top rope onto CE.

~(Cyborg)~
Kerley is now pulling CE to his feet. Kerley is going for the Parental Advisory.

~(Iceman)~
Oh no. CE reverses it and goes for the Soul Claimer and gets it. A fallback DDT, CE's finishing maneuver.

~(Cyborg)~
It is all over now. All CE has to do is roll over and lay an arm on Kerley and CE will win.

~(Iceman)~
CE rolls over, he has the arm on Kerley.

~(REF)~
1.....2.....KICKOUT!!!

~(Cyborg)~
OH MY. Kerley just sat up.

~(Iceman)~
CE is still laying on the mat not knowing whats going on while Kerley gets to his feet.

~(Cyborg)~
Kerley now pulling CE to his feet. Kerley has him in position as he is going to go for the Parental Advisory.

~(Iceman)~
He does he hits the Parental Advisory. It is a double arm DDT mixed with a russian leg sweep.

~(Cyborg)~
CE is really out now. Kerley is going for the cover.

~(REF)~
1.....2.....3 DING DING DING!!!

~(Iceman)~
You winner is Kerley. After CE turning the Parental Advisory into the Soul Claimer, Kerley just sat up at the last second to stay alive, and then he comes back with the Parental Advisory to win it anyways.

~(Cyborg)~
That was a very exciting match. If the other matches we have scheduled are any better than that match then I cant wait to see them.

~(Iceman)~
Same here. We have to break to commercials for a sec. We will be right back so dont go anywhere.

~(Cut to commercial)~

-=Camera comes back from commercial and shows the ring as the lights go out once again but this time they flash on and off several times almost like a power surge or something but then the music of Trigger Fish's music hits as Trigger Fish makes his way down to the ring. Finally making it to the ring his music goes off quickly followed by Rey Jakhammers music plays=-

~(Iceman)~
We are now back laidies and gentlmen. We are getting ready to have a great match here between two people that have had a rivalry starting up ever since they had a tag team match together for the first time on the same team. Thats right, they were not fighting each other but they were on the same team.

~(Cyborg)~
From the looks of things I believe they really hate each other. Rey Jakhammer has now stopped at the top of the entrance ramp just staring at at Trigger Fish stanging in the middle of the ring.

~(Iceman)~
Rey Jakhammer now starts walking down the entrance ramp once again.

~(Cyborg)~
Wait, that is Joey Jakhammers music. Joey Jakhammer has a match tonight also but is he going to be coming to the ring with Rey?

~(Iceman)~
Rey looks back over his shoulder but no Joey.

~(Cyborg)~
Joey's music stops and Rey turns back to the ring just shaking his head.

~(Iceman)~
Now Rey slides into the ring as the ref is holding Trigger Fish back so Rey can get into the ring. Now Trigger Fish presses by the ref making his way over to Rey Jakhammer very quickly.

~(Cyborg)~
Trigger Fish kicks Rey in the gut but Rey catches his foot and throws him to the mat. Now Rey jumps over on TF beating him in the head. Several hits and punches to the head of TF.

~(Iceman)~
Rey now gets up off of TF as TF is rolling around on the mat. Meanwhile Rey jumps up to the top rope and is waiting for TF to get to his feet.

~(Cyborg)~
TF finally does get to his feet and stumbles around a lil bit and finally sees Rey sitting on the top rope. As TF looks at Rey, Rey quickly jumps with a flying drop kick to the chin of TF, sending TF flying backwards.

~(Iceman)~
Rey Jakhammer is now getting back up. Rey goes over to the ropes and looks up the entrance ramp at the curtains as if he is looking for someone.

~(Cyborg)~
He definatly must be looking for his brother Joey. But you never know he could just be taking a breather or something. Now Rey is making his way back over to TF. TF slowly getting to his feet as Rey is now pulling him by his hair to his feet. Now Ray throws him into the ropes.

~(Iceman)~
Rey quickly follows with a clothesline. A HUGE clothsline. TF almost flipped over backwards and landed on his feet. Rey now gets back up and goes back up to the top rope and just waits for Trigger Fish to get back up.

~(Cyborg)~
Rey is sitting there looking up the entrance ramp as TF has now gotten to his feet but Rey has not noticed this as he is still looking up the entrance ramp.

~(Iceman)~
Rey finally looks back into the ring and sees that Trigger Fish is to his feet so he quickly jumps trying to land a flying elbow.

~(Cyborg)~
Trigger Fish steps out of the way but Rey just lands on his feet. Rey turns to TF as TF lands a kick to the chin. That almost looked like Shawn Micheals sweet chin music.

~(Iceman)~
Rey is now laid out in the middle of the ring. As he was on the offense the whole match he is now laid out. Trigger Fish is going to the top rope now but wait oh no. Joey Jakhammer has jumped over the guardrail as Trigger Fish is going to the top rope.

~(Cyborg)~
Rey is now getting up as Joey jumps to the apron and trips Trigger Fish sending him crashing down as Rey Jakhammer quickly rebounds from the kick earlier to catch TF and almost deliver a powerbomb in midair.

~(Iceman)~
Trigger Fish looks like he may be out for a while as Rey is going to the top rope for his finisher the Moonsault.

~(Cyborg)~
Rey Jakhammer jumps and hits Trigger Fish with his signature finisher the Moonsault as he goes for the pin.

~(REF)~
1.....2.....3 DING DING DING!!!

~(Iceman)~
OH MY GOD. Trigger Fish just lost by being tripped by Joey Jakhammer who has until tonight been the manager of Rey Jakhammer.

~(Cyborg)~
Well Joey just filled the spot of a ruthless manager thats for sure.

~(Iceman)~
We will be right back laidies and gentlmen.

~(cut to commercial)

-=Camera comes back from commercial, while the music of Hunter comes over the PA system. Hunter makes his way down to the ring as the fans start to boo him. Now Pythons music starts on the loud speakers as everyone rises to their feet with Python making his way out onto the entrance ramp. The fans are going crazy=-

~(Iceman)~
Here comes Python running down to the ring. Python slids into the ring while Hunter starts kicking him in the back. The ref gets in between them but Python manages to get a punch or two in while the ref is holding Hunter back.

~(Cyborg)~
Python charges at Hunter now as Hunter shoves the Ref out of the way as Hunter bends over about the time Python reaches him and as Hunter comes up with his head Python goes flying over Hunter and to the apron on the outside of the ring.

~(Iceman)~
Hunter thinks he sent Python over to the outside and to the floor but Python hung on to the ropes as Hunter is not paying attention, Python is going to the top rope.

~(Cyborg)~
Python jumps as Hunter turns around and Python hits a flying forearm to the head of Hunter. Hunter quickly hits the mat, but he rolls over on his knees and slowly stands.

~(Iceman)~
After that hit to the head Hunter is back up? He is wobbling a lil. Almost like he dont have a clue what just hit him. Now Python is sneaking around behind Hunter. Python taps Hunter on the shoulder and as Hunter turns around Python grabs him by the arm and slings him into the ropes.

~(Cyborg)~
Oh my. Hunter is so out of it he tripped over his own feet as he flew off of the ropes running into Python knocking Python out cold on the mat. As both men are laid out not moving a muscle.

~(Iceman)~
First one to start moving is Hunter. Hunter is getting up slowly as the ref stops the 10 count at about 5. Now as Hunter makes his way to his feet still looking as if he is out of it, Python is rolling around on the mat.

~(Cyborg)~
Python is now up to his knees as Hunter walks over to him, but without the ref seeing Python throws a cheapshot with a uppercut to the midsection of Hunter. That really had to hurt.

~(Iceman)~
Yeah, he is on his knees now really feeling pain. Python also on his knees grabs Hunter and delivers a DDT. Both men were on their knees when Python hit a DDT on Hunter. That was impressive. I have never seen a DDT from both wrestlers being on their knees.

~(Cyborg)~
I do not believe I have niether. There is one thing about it, we both have seen it now. Python gets back up to his feet as he goes to the top rope. Look at this, Hunter quickly to his feet walks behind Python. Python jumps up on the top rope unaware of Hunter behind him.

~(Iceman)~
Python now turns around as Hunter grabs him and tosses him to the mat off the top rope. Hunter now goes to the top rope and quickly does a flying leg drop off the top rope. With Python laying on his stomacke and the legdrop going to the back of Pythons head that really had to hurt.

~(Cyborg)~
That could have broken Pythons nose. Python is now holding his nose as Hunter walks around the ring getting his breath back I would imagine. Now Hunter is going to go for the Cheap Shot, which is his finisher also known as the Chicken Wing submission hold.

~(Iceman)~
Hunter quickly puts it on but Python gets out of it as he quickly goes to squirming around on the mat making it merly impossible for Hunter to hold onto Python. Now Python almost jumps to his geet and goes to whaling on Hunter.

~(Cyborg)~
Getting to the late stages of this match it is starting to look like the beginning of the match all over again. Lefts and rights are being thrown by both men as they are relentlessly hitting each other with vicious blows.

~(Iceman)~
Niether man is slowing any at all, I mean I havnt seen swings like this since Nolan Ryan was in his prime throwing balls over 105 MPH. Now they are starting to slow rapidly in their swings. They are also starting to back away from each other.

~(Cyborg)~
Hunter falls backwards as Python keeps swinging at the air I guess as he doesnt realize that Hunter has fallen. Now Python falls forward and doesnt even try to lower the blow of the fall by extending his arms, he just hits the mat.

~(Iceman)~
But he has fallen on top of Hunter so this could be all she wrote.

~(REF)~
1.....2..KICKOUT!!!

~(Cyborg)~
Hunter manages to kickout. Python is getting back to his feet though. Python goes to the top rope and delivers a frog splash. He goes back to the top and hits Hunter with a leg drop. Now he is going back up to the top and hits Hunter with a legdrop.

~(Iceman)~
Python is now pulling Hunter to his feet and shoves him into the corner as he is going to go for the Python Plunge. Python has him up but he gives out as he jumps and just drops Hunter as Python does his own Plunge and kinda lands face first on the mat.

~(Cyborg)~
Oh no this cant be good. Both wrestlers are out for the count. The ref is now checking on both wrestlers and now he is going to start the count.

~(REF)~
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 DING DING DING!!!

~(Iceman)~
Oh man, both wrestlers have been counted out. The ref looks up the entrance ramp to see if anyone is coming out to restart the match. Noone is coming as both men are still laid out in the ring.

-=Mr. Big Time plays as the President of the Universal Wrestling Federation walks out onto the entrance ramp and stops with a microphone in hand=-

~(President Mabe)~
That is what I call a match. I love seeing action like these two wrestlers gave in this match. That is why im not restarting this match. I do not want to see these two fight it out now that they have worn each other out. I wanna see it all over again while both members are fresh and ready to fight once again, only this time knowing each others weaknesses alot better than the first meeting. That is why, at the Slammin' Jammin' Saturday event this coming Saturday also Christmas day, these two will meet each other in the same exact kind of match. Just a regular 1 on 1 battle with the winner advancing in the Heavyweight Tournament. I hope to see the rest of these matches whind up with a winner but I also would like to see them with action like we had with this match. Have a goodnight everyone.

~(Cyborg)~
Well, that is comforting to know. Talent like these two wrestlers have should not go unrewareded as that is the reason for their meeting once again at th SJS event this coming Saturday.

~(Iceman)~
Laidies and gentlmen, we have to make a living off of these commercials so we will be right back.

(cut to commercial)

Cyborg - This match is a tournament match. The winner will advance in the tourny and will go to the second round. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 376, Grahf!!! (crowd boos ***)

[Grahf comes to the ring. ]

Cyborg - and his opponent, weighing in at 252, Blue Devil!!! (crowd boos **)

[Blue Devil walks to the ring. John Slansky is the referee for this contest. Grahf tests out the ropes. Blue Devil tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) Grahf clotheslines Blue Devil. Blue Devil shoulder tackles Grahf. Blue Devil stands up. They lockup. Blue Devil sends Grahf to the corner of the ring. Blue Devil runs and tackles Grahf. Blue Devil punches him in the head. Grahf reverse DDT's Blue Devil's head into the mat. Grahf puts Blue Devil in a reverse chin lock. Referee John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... Blue Devil is fighting the hold. ... Grahf tightens the hold. ... Grahf breaks the hold. Grahf goes for a power move but Blue Devil dodges the attack. Grahf applies a boston crab to Blue Devil. Referee John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... Blue Devil is fighting the hold. ... Blue Devil is fighting the hold. ... Grahf tightens the hold. ... Blue Devil escapes. ]

Iceman - That was almost the end of the match right there!

Sinister Angel - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Grahf punches Blue Devil repeatedly. They lockup. Grahf sends Blue Devil to the corner of the ring. Grahf punches Blue Devil repeatedly. Blue Devil tackles and begins punching Grahf. Now Grahf standing. Blue Devil tackles Grahf to the mat. They lockup. Blue Devil sends Grahf to the corner of the ring. ]

Cyborg - Blue Devil executes a weak move.

[Blue Devil trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough to lift Grahf.Blue Devil puts Grahf in a reverse chin lock. John Slansky asks Grahf if he quits. ... Blue Devil tightens the hold. ... Grahf escapes. ]

Iceman - We almost had a winner.

[Blue Devil sends Grahf to ringside. John Slansky starts the count (.1) ]

Cyborg - What an outstanding match!

[(..2) Blue Devil tackles Grahf. (...3) They lockup. Blue Devil sends Grahf to the corner of ringside. (....4) Grahf punches Blue Devil repeatedly. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Blue Devil tackles Grahf and pummels his head. Grahf is back on his feet. Blue Devil trys for a Spinning Neck-Breaker but Grahf avoids it. Grahf executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Blue Devil. Blue Devil stands up. Grahf puts Blue Devil in a reverse chin lock. John Slansky asks Blue Devil if he quits. ... Blue Devil trys to escape. ... Blue Devil is fighting the hold. ... Blue Devil escapes. Grahf and Blue Devil go to the floor ]

Sinister Angel - Blue Devil is much safer at ringside. Grahf can't get a pin there.

[John Slansky starts the count (.1) (..2) Grahf clotheslines Blue Devil. (...3) Blue Devil tackles Grahf and pummels his head. (....4) Blue Devil clotheslines Grahf. ]

Cyborg - Blue Devil with a weak move.

[(.....5) They head back into the ring. Blue Devil tackles Grahf to the mat. Now Blue Devil standing. They lockup. Blue Devil sends Grahf to the corner of the ring. Blue Devil tackles Grahf to the mat. Blue Devil gets up. Blue Devil runs and tackles Grahf. Blue Devil punches him in the head. Grahf is back on his feet. Grahf lifts up Blue Devil and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Now Blue Devil standing. Grahf gut-wrenchs Blue Devil. Grahf rolls onto Blue Devil connecting with a knee. They lockup. Grahf sends Blue Devil to the corner of the ring. Grahf punches Blue Devil repeatedly. Grahf gorrilla presses Blue Devil. Grahf covers Blue Devil. John Slansky counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Cyborg - The winner of this match, Grahf!!!

Cyborg - This is another match in the World Heavyweight Title Tourny. Winner moves on to the second round as the loser is out of the Tournament. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270, Drag~on!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Break Stuff plays as Drag~on makes his way down to the ring. ]

Cyborg - and his opponent, weighing in at 225, Preacher!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Super Beast by Rob Zombie plays as Preacher makes his way down to the ring eyeing Drag~on the whole way down the entrance ramp. Drag~on strikes Preacher in the elbow. Preacher strikes Drag~on in the elbow. (ring, ring, ring) Drag~on takes Preacher off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]

Sinister Angel - Short-arm clothesline!

[Preacher gets up. Preacher uses a closed fist on Drag~on. Drag~on low blows Preacher. Preacher is up again. Drag~on slaps Preacher in the face. Preacher lifts Drag~on up and drops him on his knee. Preacher drags Drag~on to the floor. John Slansky starts the count (.1) Preacher picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Drag~on. Drag~on is bleeding. Now Drag~on standing. (..2) Drag~on kicks Preacher in the head. (...3) Drag~on measures Preacher up and drops a closed fist. Drag~on moves back to his feet. Preacher gets back to his feet. Preacher body slams Drag~on. (....4) Drag~on is back on his feet. (.....5) Drag~on and Preacher move back into the ring. Drag~on drives a forearm into Preacher. Drag~on punches Preacher in the head. Drag~on kicks Preacher in the stomach. Drag~on knees Preacher and rolls back to his feet. Preacher delivers a spine buster to Drag~on. Drag~on forearm smashes Preacher. ]

Sinister Angel - Forearm Smash!

[Drag~on slaps Preacher in the face. Drag~on is back on his feet. Preacher sends Drag~on into John Slansky he goes down. Preacher takes Drag~on off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Preacher fist drops Drag~on on the mat. Preacher chants start. Grahf comes to the ring. They lockup. Grahf sends Preacher to the corner of the ring. Grahf sucks chants start in the crowd. Grahf reverse DDT's Preacher's head into the mat. Ordered is restored. John Slansky gets up. Preacher applies an arm wrench to Drag~on. Preacher slaps the face of Drag~on. Preacher gets up. Preacher takes Drag~on down with Revelations, a bulldog off the top rope. Preacher goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Iceman - Preacher has won the match!

Cyborg - The winner of this match, Preacher!!!

Cyborg - On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 accompanied by Bad Dogg, Mad Dogg!!! (crowd boos **)

[Mad Dogg comes to the ring. ]

Cyborg - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 a member of Apocalypse accompanied by Preacher, Legion!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Marilyn Manson's Highway to Hell plays as Legion makes his way down to the ring. Mad Dogg tests out the ropes. John Slansky checks Legion's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Mad Dogg drives a forearm into Legion. Mad Dogg takes a slap to the face from Legion. Now Legion standing. Legion uses a closed fist on Mad Dogg. Legion tackles and begins punching Mad Dogg. Legion applies an arm wrench to Mad Dogg. Mad Dogg is up again. Mad Dogg lifts Legion into the air and delivers a spine buster. ]

Cyborg - Legion takes a Spine Buster.

[Mad Dogg goes for a figure four. John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... Legion trys to escape. ... ... ... Mad Dogg tightens the hold. Legion escapes. Mad Dogg sends Legion to ringside. ]

Iceman - Legion is much safer at ringside. Mad Dogg can't get a pin there.

[John Slansky starts the count (.1) Now Legion standing. (..2) Legion drives a forearm into the head of Mad Dogg. (...3) Legion kicks Mad Dogg in the head. (....4) Legion measures Mad Dogg up and drops a closed fist. (.....5) Legion and Mad Dogg move back into the ring. Legion slaps the face of Mad Dogg. Legion gets back to his feet. Mad Dogg executes a neck-breaker on Legion. Mad Dogg sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Sinister Angel - If Mad Dogg keeps using moves like that Spinning Neck-Breaker he could win the match!

[Mad Dogg puts Legion in a reverse chin lock. John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... Legion is fighting the hold. ... Legion escapes. Mad Dogg sends Legion to ringside. ]

Iceman - Legion is much safer at ringside. Mad Dogg can't get a pin there.

[John Slansky starts the count (.1) Bad Dogg clotheslines Legion. Mad Dogg sends Legion into John Slansky he goes down. Mad Dogg dives head first into Legion. Mad Dogg stands up. Mad Dogg applies an arm wrench to Legion. Juno runs to ringside. Juno piledrives Mad Dogg. Juno grabs Mad Dogg and applies an arm wrench. Ordered is restored. John Slansky gets up. Legion and Mad Dogg move back into the ring. Legion piledrives Mad Dogg. Legion applies an arm wrench to Mad Dogg. Legion hits Mad Dogg with his finisher, Highway to Hell. Legion goes for a pin. Referee John Slansky makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

Cyborg - The winner of this match, Legion!!!

Cyborg - On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 180, Joey Jakhammer!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Joey Jakhammer comes to the ring. ]

Cyborg - and his opponent, weighing in at 199, Y2Adam!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[N Together Now plays as Y2A makes his way down to huge pop from the crowd. John Slansky checks Joey Jakhammer's boots and knee pads. Y2Adam walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Joey Jakhammer punches Y2Adam in the head. Joey Jakhammer drives a forearm into the head of Y2Adam. ]

Iceman - Joey Jakhammer executes a Forearm Smash.

[Y2Adam lifts Joey Jakhammer up and drops him on the mat. Y2Adam chants start. Y2Adam measures Joey Jakhammer up and drops a closed fist. Y2Adam is up again. Joey Jakhammer is back on his feet. Y2Adam takes a slap to the face from Joey Jakhammer. Joey Jakhammer climbs to his feet. Y2Adam delivers a short-arm clothesline to Joey Jakhammer. Y2Adam grabs Joey Jakhammer and applies an arm wrench. ]

Sinister Angel - Joey Jakhammer takes a Arm wrench.

[Y2Adam measures Joey Jakhammer up and drops a closed fist. Y2Adam gets back to his feet. Joey Jakhammer stands up. Y2Adam goes for a Reverse DDT but Joey Jakhammer dodges the attack. Y2Adam sends Joey Jakhammer to ringside. John Slansky starts the count (.1) (..2) Y2Adam uses a closed fist on Joey Jakhammer. (...3) Y2Adam takes Joey Jakhammer down with a knee. Now Joey Jakhammer standing. Joey Jakhammer executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Y2Adam. Y2Adam stands up. (....4) Swinging Neck-Breaker from Y2Adam takes Joey Jakhammer down. Joey Jakhammer gets up. (.....5) Y2Adam lifts Joey Jakhammer into the air and delivers a spine buster. (......6) Y2Adam falls head first into Joey Jakhammer. Y2Adam is up again. Y2Adam chokes Joey Jakhammer with his boot. Y2Adam chants start. Joey Jakhammer gets up. They head back into the ring. Y2Adam forearm smashes Joey Jakhammer. Y2Adam lifts Joey Jakhammer up and drops him on his knee. Joey Jakhammer gets up. Y2Adam suplexes Joey Jakhammer to the mat. Y2Adam goes for a pin. John Slansky counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Cyborg - The winner of this match, Y2Adam!!!


Cyborg - On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 a member of Prodigy X accompanied by Y2Adam, Inverter!!! (crowd cheers **)

[The theme music of Inverter plays as the crowd goes crazy awaiting his entrance. Now Inverter walks out onto the entrance ramp with Y2A by his side. They both walk down to the ring while Asmodean awaits Inverter in the ring. ]

Cyborg - and his opponent, weighing in at 295, Asmodean!!! (crowd boos *****)

[My Own Summer plays as none other than Asmodean makes his way down to the ring slowly. John Slansky checks Inverter's boots and knee pads. Asmodean walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Asmodean takes a slap to the face from Inverter. Now Inverter standing. Inverter delivers a kick to the head of Asmodean. Inverter goes for a pin. John Slansky counts the pin. ...1 Asmodean kicks out. Asmodean moves back to his feet. Asmodean lifts Inverter into the air and delivers a spine buster. Asmodean drags Inverter to the floor. ]

Sinister Angel - Inverter is much safer at ringside. Asmodean can't get a pin there.

[John Slansky starts the count (.1) Asmodean chokes Inverter. ]

Cyborg - Good choke by Asmodean.

[Inverter moves back to his feet. (..2) (...3) Asmodean takes Inverter off his feet with a short-arm clothesline (....4) Asmodean fist drops Inverter on the floor. Asmodean stands up. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Asmodean and Inverter move back to ringside. Asmodean and Inverter move back into the ring. Asmodean grabs Inverter and applies an arm wrench. Inverter moves back to his feet. Asmodean executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Inverter. Asmodean applies an arm wrench to Inverter. Asmodean falls head first into Inverter. Asmodean chokes Inverter with his boot. Asmodean head butts Inverter. Asmodean sucks chants start in the crowd. Asmodean moves back to his feet. Inverter stands up. Asmodean executes a falling reverse DDT on Inverter. Asmodean goes for a pin. Referee John Slansky makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Iceman - Asmodean has won the match!

Cyborg - The winner of this match, Asmodean!!!

MAIN EVENT

Cyborg - This match is a Hell in the Cell three way tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Martin Bros.!!!

[Mushovel plays and Trent and Trevor Martin makes their way down to the ring. ]

Cyborg - the second team in this contest is The Extreme Wigg Splitta's.

[Falling Away From Me plays as The Extreme Wigg Splitta's make their way down to the ring ready to go at it in this 3-way tag team match. ]

Cyborg - and their final opponents, The Squad Commandors.

[Stars & Stripes play as the bad guys, the guys in camouflage, the Squad Commandors make their way down the entrance ramp quickly, almost running to the ring. John Slansky checks Trent Martin's boots and knee pads. John Slansky checks Mass Confucious's boots and knee pads. Sgt. Dollar walks around the ring. (the bell rings) They lockup. Trent Martin sends Sgt. Dollar to the corner of the ring. Trent Martin uses a closed fist on Sgt. Dollar. Trent Martin shoulder tackles Sgt. Dollar. Trent Martin stands up. Now Sgt. Dollar standing. Sgt. Dollar executes a reverse DDT on Trent Martin. Sgt. Dollar sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Cyborg - That Reverse DDT was very good.

[Sgt. Dollar goes for a pin. Referee John Slansky makes the count. ...1 ...2 Trent Martin kicks out. Trent Martin is back on his feet. Sgt. Dollar puts Trent Martin in a reverse chin lock. Referee John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... ... Sgt. Dollar tightens the hold. Sgt. Dollar breaks the hold. Sgt. Dollar makes the tag to Col. Combat. Col. Combat clotheslines Mass Confucious. ]

Cyborg - Col. Combat with a weak move.

[Col. Combat forearm smashes Mass Confucious. Col. Combat tags in Sgt. Dollar. Mass Confucious takes Sgt. Dollar down with a knee. ]

Cyborg - knee!

[Sgt. Dollar trys for a Back Breaker but is not strong enough to lift Mass Confucious.Mass Confucious brings in Bofa for The Extreme Wigg Splitta's. Bofa sets Sgt. Dollar up DDTs him into the mat. Mass Confucious kicks Sgt. Dollar in the head. Bofa suplexes Sgt. Dollar. They lockup. Bofa sends Sgt. Dollar to the corner of the ring. Sgt. Dollar kicks Bofa in the back of the leg. ]

Cyborg - kick!

[Sgt. Dollar covers Bofa. Referee John Slansky makes the count. ...1 ...2 Bofa escapes. ]

Sinister Angel - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Bofa moves back to his feet. Bofa forearm smashes Sgt. Dollar. Sgt. Dollar uses a closed fist on Bofa. Bofa tags in Mass Confucious. Mass Confucious executes a neck-breaker on Sgt. Dollar. Bofa kicks Sgt. Dollar in the back of the leg. Mass Confucious takes Sgt. Dollar off his feet with a short-arm clothesline ]

Iceman - This is just awefull! Sgt. Dollar is being double teamed!

[Mass Confucious kicks Sgt. Dollar in the stomach. Mass Confucious applies an arm wrench to Sgt. Dollar. ]

Cyborg - Mass Confucious with a Arm wrench.

[Now Sgt. Dollar standing. Sgt. Dollar trys for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Mass Confucious.Sgt. Dollar drops Mass Confucious on some tacks. Trent Martin lifts Mass Confucious up and drops him on his knee. ]

Sinister Angel - Mass Confucious takes a Back Breaker.

[Trent Martin applies a boston crab to Mass Confucious. John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... Mass Confucious is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Trent Martin breaks the hold. Mass Confucious gets away from the tacks. ]

Cyborg - This is how wrestling should be!

[Mass Confucious tags Bofa. Bofa body slams Sgt. Dollar. Mass Confucious punches Sgt. Dollar repeatedly. ]

Iceman - Sgt. Dollar is being double teamed!

[Bofa punches Sgt. Dollar in the head. Bofa connects with a flying knee. Sgt. Dollar goes down. Bofa brings in Mass Confucious for The Extreme Wigg Splitta's. Sgt. Dollar trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough to lift Trent Martin.Sgt. Dollar slams Trent Martin on the tacks! ]

Iceman - This is how wrestling should be!

[Sgt. Dollar trys for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but is not strong enough to lift Trent Martin.]

Sinister Angel - What an outstanding match!

[Sgt. Dollar kicks Trent Martin in the head. Trent Martin drives a forearm into the head of Sgt. Dollar. ]

Iceman - Trent Martin with a Forearm Smash.

[Sgt. Dollar short-arm clotheslines Trent Martin to the tacks. Trent Martin gets up. Trent Martin trys for a Spine Buster but Sgt. Dollar avoids it. Trent Martin goes for a figure four. John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... Sgt. Dollar is fighting the hold. ... ... ... Sgt. Dollar is fighting the hold. Trent Martin breaks the hold. ]

Sinister Angel - Trent Martin almost won the match!

[Trent Martin picks up a camera cable and chokes Sgt. Dollar with it. ]

Iceman - My God!! What a match!

[Trent Martin drives a forearm into Sgt. Dollar. ]

Cyborg - Trent Martin with a Forearm Smash.

[Trent Martin tackles Sgt. Dollar. Trent Martin moves back to his feet. Sgt. Dollar is back on his feet. Sgt. Dollar trys for a Gut-Wrench Power Bomb but Trent Martin avoids it. Sgt. Dollar reverse DDT's Trent Martin's head into the tacks. ]

Cyborg - That Reverse DDT was very good.

[Trent Martin is up again. Trent Martin gets away from the tacks. ]

Cyborg - Are you enjoying this match?

Iceman - Yes sir!

[Sgt. Dollar trys for a Back Breaker but is not strong enough to lift Trent Martin.Sgt. Dollar goes for a figure four. John Slansky is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Sgt. Dollar tightens the hold. Trent Martin escapes. Sgt. Dollar takes Trent Martin to the floor. ]

Sinister Angel - Trent Martin is much safer at ringside. Sgt. Dollar can't get a pin there.

[Sgt. Dollar connects with a flying knee. Trent Martin goes down. ]

Iceman - Trent Martin takes a knee.

[Trent Martin uses a closed fist on Sgt. Dollar. Trent Martin tackles Sgt. Dollar. Sgt. Dollar gets back to his feet. Trent Martin uses a closed fist on Sgt. Dollar. Trent Martin forearm smashes Sgt. Dollar. Sgt. Dollar trys for a Body Slam but is not strong enough to lift Trent Martin.Sgt. Dollar and Trent Martin climb into the ring. Trevor Martin tagged in by Trent Martin. Trevor Martin suplexes Sgt. Dollar. Trevor Martin punches Sgt. Dollar repeatedly. ]

Cyborg - Sgt. Dollar is being double teamed!

[They lockup. Trevor Martin sends Sgt. Dollar to the corner of the ring. ]

Sinister Angel - weak move!

[Trevor Martin takes a slap to the face from Sgt. Dollar. Sgt. Dollar climbs to his feet. Trevor Martin drives a forearm into Sgt. Dollar. Trevor Martin tags Trent Martin. Sgt. Dollar tackles Trent Martin to the mat. Sgt. Dollar is up again. Trent Martin climbs to his feet. Trent Martin goes for a Body Slam but Sgt. Dollar dodges the attack. Sgt. Dollar tags Col. Combat. Col. Combat chokes Mass Confucious. Sgt. Dollar runs in and leg drops Mass Confucious. Col. Combat applies an arm wrench to Mass Confucious. Trent Martin measures Mass Confucious up and drops a closed fist. Trent Martin grabs Mass Confucious and applies an arm wrench. ]

Sinister Angel - Trent Martin with a Arm wrench.

[Now Mass Confucious standing. Col. Combat executes a back breaker on Trent Martin. ]

Iceman - Col. Combat executes a Back Breaker.

Cyborg - Col. Combat's momma would be proud!

[Col. Combat chokes Trent Martin with his boot. ]

Iceman - Nice choke by Col. Combat.

[Col. Combat covers Trent Martin. Referee John Slansky makes the count. ...1 ...2 Trent Martin escapes. ]

Sinister Angel - Col. Combat almost won the match!

[Trent Martin moves back to his feet. Col. Combat executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Trent Martin. Col. Combat and Trent Martin move to ringside. ]

Cyborg - Trent Martin is much safer at ringside. Col. Combat can't get a pin there.

[Col. Combat measures Trent Martin up and drops a closed fist. Now Col. Combat standing. Col. Combat measures Trent Martin up and drops a closed fist. Now Col. Combat standing. Now Trent Martin standing. Mass Confucious takes Trent Martin back into the ring. Mass Confucious slams Trent Martin on the tacks! Mass Confucious forearm smashes Trent Martin. Mass Confucious slaps the face of Trent Martin. Mass Confucious moves back to his feet. Mass Confucious piledrives Trent Martin. Mass Confucious covers Trent Martin. John Slansky counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Cyborg - The winners of this match, The Extreme Wigg Splitta's!!!