(The scene opens as a camera is going through the locker rooms and opens a door. The camera pokes inside but the room is dark and a figure inside tells the camera to go away. Now the camera finds the members of Apocalypse in the back area.)

Cameraman: Preacher, you laid out a challenge to Scott Hunter for a Triple Play Series of Matches. What are your expectations for the match?

Preacher: I expect that we will only need the Hell in a Cell and Sledgehammer on a Pole matches to decide the winner. After that, I don't forsee that there will be anything left of Scott Hunter.

Cameraman: Scott Hunter seems to be on your hitlist all right.

Preacher: You have no $%^&*!@ idea. And to the members of Apocalypse hat are recovering from injuries, get ready to see Scott go down hard.
(Superbeast starts to play as Preacher leaves the ring.)

Cameraman: Preacher, thank you very much.

(The cameraman starts walking through the back area once more he finds Grahf making his way into the arena as he stops him and tells him goodluck on his match. Grahf looks at him and motions for him to come over there.)

Grahf: Python. You have a problem with me? That
is unfortunate. For you. Soon, the entire federation
will have a problem with me. You all know where I
stand, and who I stand beside. The rest of you, are
miniscule in the plan. As for the so called
"Apocalypse," the real Apocalypse will be here soon,
and you will all feel his wrath."

(Then Grahf walks away as the Cameraman shrugs his shoulders and walks on through the back of the UWF arena. As the Martin Bros. walk up behind the cameraman and twisted him around so they could talk.)

Trent: Wigsplittas, Tonight in our whatever match it's gonna be you and us in the ring, and that's all that matters, we were rusty then, but now it's time for the real deal!
Trevor: And JakHammers, i don't care if your in the PaK, Remember, You do what ya gotta, Visa Versa, Your BizNiz is your own damn BizNiz!

(The cameraman looks awkwardly at them as they make their way into their dressing room. Now the cameraman starts walking through the back again as his camera fades away and another camera fades in showing the fans in the jam packed UWF arena as the Ring Announcer gets in the ring with a microphone in hand.)

Ring Announcer: Now coming to the ring(Lights go out as Bofa's music hits
the arena) BOOOOFA!!!!! He is weighing in tonight at 275lbs!(Lights dim
again, as Rey Jackhammer's music hits the arena crowd goes wild) His
opponent weighing in at an amazing 130lbs RRRREEEEEYYYY
JJJJJJJAAAACCCKKKKHAMMMMMMMEERRR!!!! He is being accompanied to the ring by
his brother Joey.

Iceman: This looks to be a great match-up.

Cyborg: You're right. Both of these men are excellent competitors. This
match is underway.

Iceman: While Bofa is discussing something with a crowd member Rey hits him
with a drop-kick to the face. Looks pretty painful.

Cyborg: Bofa is down as Rey gets a good reaction from the crowd. Bofa is up
though and hits Rey hard in the back of his head. Rey goes down hard.

Iceman: Oh No!! Rey is being stomped hard my Bofa. Bofa obviously has the
size advantage in this match.

Cyborg: Yes, but Rey has good heart. Bofa picks up Rey and throws him
outside. Rey hits the ground hard. He clinches his back.

Iceman: Bofa is going after him. But Joey intercepts him, and hits him in
the back of the head with a forearm. This is going to help Rey a great deal.

Ref: 7...........8........9

Cyborg: Both men get back to the ring barely.

Iceman: Bofa is still clinching his head from the shot that he took. Rey
goes off the top and hits him with a cross-body block. 1..2. Oh no he kicks
out.

Cyborg: That was close. Now Rey is taking advantage of his man. He picks him
up and throws him into the ropes. He hits him with a drop toe hold, and then
a leg drop to the back of his head.

Iceman: Rey is using his great speed advantage. Bofa is getting up only to
meet a punch to the face by Rey. He busted Bofa's nose open it could very
well be broken.

Cyborg: Bofa is not happy with this, he picks Rey up by his throat and gives
him a good choke slam. Rey is hurting.

Iceman: Rey is in a lot of trouble. Bofa gives him a gorilla press slam to
the outside again. This is getting dirty.

Cyborg: Rey is hurting. Bofa goes after him, as the ref makes sure that Joey
doesn't interfere. Bofa launches little Rey into the ring steps. Rey is in
bad pain.

Iceman: He is now getting demolished by Bofa. Rey gets up slowly only to
run into a Bofa clothesline. That clothesline turns Rey inside out.

Cyborg: Bofa picks Rey up and throws him into the post. Bofa goes back into
the ring to restart the count. Rey looks like he is dead.

Iceman: Bofa is bleeding profusely from his nose. Rey gets thrown back into
the ring. Now remember the winner of this match faces Python in the third
round.

Cyborg: Bofa picks Rey up and measures him with a right hand. Rey goes down.
He is hurt.

Iceman: Bofa goes over to Rey, Rey hits him low. WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!!! Rey is
getting his second wind.

Cyborg: Rey drop-kicks him and takes Bofa down he is going up top.

Iceman: Rey goes off and hits the Moonsault this is over, it is over.

Cyborg: Rey is getting some reaction from the crowd as he looks around
taking his time to cover Bofa. He should have covered him when he had the
chance.

Iceman: He goes for the cover this is it, 1..2..thr. no Bofa kicked out Rey
is stunned. Rey hits him in the bleeding nose. Again and again. Bofa is
hurting.

Cyborg: Rey goes off the top and gets caught by Bofa, BOFA BOMB, BOFA
BOMB!!! It is over Rey is done for.

Iceman: Ref counts 1..2..3!! Ding Ding Ding

Ring Announcer: And the winner BOFFFFFFAAAAA!!!!!

Cyborg: Bofa advances to the next round to face Python. Wait look, Overdose and Druglord jump over the railing and hit the ring nailing Bofa from behind with a beer bottle and now they hit Rey with a beer bottle as he was making his way to his feet.

Iceman: Now Overdose hits Bofa with the Comedown and Druglord hits Rey with the Fixx which is a piledriver off the second rope. They leave just as quickly as they entered and out through the crowd they go.

(The ring workers clean up the blood from Bofa's nose.)

Iceman: Now for our next match-up.

Cyborg: But first we have to go to commercial.

Commercial Break....

Iceman: OK here we are back at UWF's Treacherous Thursday. We just saw a
great match where Bofa defeated Rey Jackhammer. Now to our next match.

Ring Announcer:Coming to the ring now weighing in at an outstanding 376lbs
Grahf!! (Crowd boos heavily) His opponent weighing in at 275lbs
Kerley!!(another boo from the crowd) He is being accompanied by Hunter.

Cyborg: Let's get this match underway it should be a greatone.

Iceman: What is this!? Here comes our boss and VP Bob Sarcasawich, with his
big man Scott Hunter. Looks like more support for Hunter and Kerley.

Cryborg: Not like they needed anymore.

Iceman: Well Sarcasawich is making his way over here, it looks like he is
going to help us give some commentary.

Cyborg: He is coming over here with Scott Hunter.

Iceman: President Sarcasawich what are you doing here?

Sarcasawich: What, a man can't watch his federation live while doing a
little commentary.

Cyborg: Why do you need Scott Hunter?

Sarcasawich: He is my insurance policy. I am a very important man I need
someone to watch my back.

Iceman: Well while you two were talking Grahf got out to an early advantage
by hitting Kerley with a choke slam.

Cyborg: What a great move by Grahf, he is now sending Kerley into the ropes,
big foot. Kerley is down.

Sarcaswich: Yeah this Grahf character seems to be good, but no match for my
man Scott. Now Grahf picks Kerley up and throws him to the outside. Kerley
his the concrete hard.

Iceman: They are now right in front of us. Wait a second Grahf just got hit
by Scott Hunter he goes down, and Hunter comes over and joins in. The Ref
stops it and they roll Grahf back into the ring.

Cyborg: That was uncalled for. That could very well cost Grahf the match-up.
Kerley is now stomping Grahf.

Sarcasawich: He didn't seem so impressive when he was hit by my big man. Now
Kerley is in control of this match. He puts Grahf on the top turnbuckle. He
hits him with a great Superplex well executed.

Iceman: Grahf went down hard. Kerley isn't wasting a moment he jumps all
over Grahf and starts beating him.

Cyborg: Grahf is being manhandled by Kerley now. He can't do much.

Sarcasawich: Kerley now hits him with an elbow. Now he is going to the top.
Grahf pops up.

Iceman: What endurance by Grahf he hits Kerley as Kerley takes a spill to
the outside. Hunter goes after Grahf, but Grahf gives him a big foot to the
face Hunter goes down.

Cyborg: He picks Kerley up, DDT on the outside Kerley is out.

Sarcasawich: Wait Scott Hunter goes after Grahf. Grahf hits him but nothing
done, he hits him again nothing done. Grahf doesn't know what to do. My man
hits him with a big fist Grahf goes down.

Iceman: Well I'll have to give it to Scott he is powerful.

Cyborg: Grahf is rolled back into the ring by Scott. This is three on one
here. Kerley now takes control of the match by hitting Grahf with a big leg
drop.

Sarcasawich: Grahf is hurting, Kerley picks him up and gives him a big
piledriver. Grahf is almost out. Kerley now goes up top again. Grahf pops
back up, and throws him off the top. Kerley gets up slowly only to meet
Grahf's finisher. NO NO NO!!

Iceman: Kerley is out the Ref counts 1..2..3 DING DING DING!!!

Ring Announcer: And your winner is Grahf!! (Crowd boos)

Cyborg: This match is over. No matter what Scott Hunter did. Grahf came back
from it. Grahf is the winner.

Saracasawich: Go get him Scott.

Iceman: President Sarcasawich just unleashed the dogs as well as the big
dog on Grahf. He fights Hunter off, and then Kerley, but then the big man
steps into the ring. He kicks Grahf and hits him with a big Powerbomb.

Cyborg: This isn't fair this man just had a match.

Iceman: Now Scott Hunter is getting on the top rope. Kerley puts a chair in
the middle of the ring. Scott puts his knee on the back of Grahf's head.

Cyborg: Oh no, this is going to hurt Grahf, Scott Hunter drives Grahf's face
into that chair with his knee. I guess this answers your question if Scott
Hunter is going to run with the big dog's.

Iceman: Sarcasawich is grabbing a mic.

Sarcasawich: Grahf, how does it feel to get dialed by 911!!

Cyborg: Here comes Revenant Angel and Asmodean.

Iceman: Hunter, Kerley & Scott Hunter with the VP jump the railing and make their way out through the crowd.

Cyborg: We must cut to a commercial now ladies and gentlemen.

Commercial Break...

Iceman: We are now back from break let's get into our next match.

Cyborg: Which is Revenant Angel vs. Hunter.

Ring Announcer: And now coming to the ring weighing in at 220lbs
HHUUUUNNTTTEEEERRR!!!!(Crowd boos.) And his opponent weighing in at 328lbs
Revenant Angel!!! (Crowd Boos again.) Wait a minute I have just received
word from our board of executives. Kerley, Scott Hunter, and Bob Sarcasawich
are to be banned from this match.

Iceman: Hunter looks puzzled. This is going to be the first fair match of
the night.

Cyborg: Hutner goes straight after RA and takes the big man down punching
him like a crazed man. This is quite a little rivalry.

Iceman: RA looks like he is in trouble getting up slowly as Hunter hits him
with a big drop-kick to the mouth busting him wide open.

Cyborg: RA is now bleeding from his mouth. Hunter punches and stomps him
ruthlessly.

Iceman: Hunter is controlling this match-up RA doesn't know where he is.
Hunter came ready to fight tonight.

Cyborg: Hunter hits him with a suplex. RA is down, now he hits him with a
leg drop from the top rope.

Iceman: When is RA actually going to make some offensive moves. This match
is all Hunter at the moment.

Cyborg: Hunter picks RA up but receives a LOW BLOW!!

Iceman: The ref didn't see that one. Hunter goes down in a hurry.

Cyborg: Now RA with the size advantage picks up Hunter and throws him into
the ropes. Hunter comes back powerslam by RA!! What a move.

Iceman: Hunter is now in trouble. He is begging RA to stay off of him, but
RA picks him up and hits him with a Samoa drop.

Cyborg: That was 328lbs coming down on top of Hunter. Hunter is hurting.

Iceman: RA continues his assault on Hunter he picks him up by the throat and
launches him to the outside. Hunter is in pain right now.

Cyborg: Hunter is now being dominated by RA. RA follows him to the outside
and slams him on that concrete floor. RA now slams Hunter through a table.
The Ref let's this go on.

Iceman: RA goes into the ring to restart the count. He now comes out to the
downed Hunter. Hunter rolls around slowly as he is picked up now by RA.

Cyborg: RA hits him with a shoulder breaker. Now he is taking it back into
the ring. Hunter is damn near outta it.

Iceman: RA is in control. Hunter is in big trouble if he doesn't mount
something quickly. RA picks him up Irish whip.

Cyborg: Hunter kinda slides down once he hits the turnbuckle. He is almost
dead it looks like. RA goes over to him and sets him up on the top rope.
Superplex!!!

Iceman: OH MY GOD Hunter must have bounced two feet off the mat. That move
took its toll on Hunter this match is over.

Cyborg: Ref counts 1..2..thr... no Hunter kicks out. How did he do it he has
taking a beating this entire match almost. Hunter how is back on his feet.
He is hitting that cut lip of RA.

Iceman: Hunter now has his second wind, what a comeback from that beating he
was taking earlier. Hunter now hits him with a DDT.

Cyborg: This is a great match. RA is down, Hunter picks him back up German
Suplex into a pinning combination.

Iceman: 1..2..no he kicks out what a match neither one of these great
wrestlers will stay down.

Cyborg: Hunter is now talking it up to the ref. He is taking out his
frustrations. RA is getting up slowly. Hunter throws a punch it is now
blocked by RA.

Iceman: RA hits a desperation DDT. Oh man what a match.

Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...1.

Cyborg: No RA is up Hunter is on his feet staggering. RA hits him with a big
clothesline. Hunter goes down. RA is now picking him up and putting him on
the top rope.

Iceman: He is setting him up for another suplerplex, no wait he is turning
it around to the outside.

Cyborg: He is going for a Superplex to the outside. RA punches Hunter to
wear him down. He stands up on the top rope. Hunter hits him low RA is
falling down.

Iceman: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!! RA grabs Hunter by the hair and pulls him to the
outside with him. RA goes through a table. While Hunter landed rib first on
the guard rail.

Cyborg: RA went right through the announcer's table here.

Iceman: I think that Hunter is dead. He isn't moving he may have broken his
ribs on that guardrail. That was an amazing move by RA.

Cyborg: RA is moving he is up, Hunter is bleeding from the mouth. RA puts
Hunter back into the ring.

Iceman: RA drapes his arm over Hunter for a pin attempt.

Cyborg: Hunter isn't moving the Ref counts 1..2..th NO Hunter rolls over on his side very quickly and stays alive in the match.

Iceman: What an incredible match from both wrestlers. I think that Hunter
may have some serious injuries. He may be bleeding internally.

Cyborg: RA gets back to his feet as someone in a black trench coat walks out onto the entrance ramp. The ref is telling the person whoever it is to go back to the locker room.

Iceman: Now out of the crowd the masked man hits the ring and tackles Revenant Angel. Now he takes RA to the top rope and hits a leaping Piledriver which is obviously his finisher, he has used it two weeks in a row.

Cyborg: The masked man just rolled Hunter over onto Revenant Angel and jumps back out of the ring and exits through the fans as the dark figure at the top of the entrance ramp has now turned and made his way back to the locker room.

Iceman: The ref turns and sees that Hunter has RA pinned as he looks around in astonishment he goes for the pin anyway, 1...2...3 DING DING DING

Cyborg: Can you believe this. Hunter may have still won because he kicked out of the pin by RA but still RA had to chance getting hit from behind like that.

Ring Announcer: And your winner is Revenant Angel!!!

Iceman: I am getting something from the back. It is an update on Grahf's
condition from that blow he took earlier. He has a broken cheek but is
refusing help. He is now looking for Scott Hunter all over the arena.

Cyborg: Now to commercial after a great match with a bad ending.

Commercial Break

Iceman: We are back and ready to get the next match underway.

Cyborg: We have Legion going up against Asmodean. This should be a great
match but I am not sure if it can live up to the performance Hunter and RA
put on what a match.

Ring Announcer: And now to our next match. Coming down to the ring (Lights
go out) Weighing in at 295lbs, AAAAAAASSSSMMOOOOOOOOODEAN!!! His opponent
weighing in at 280lbs Legion.

Cyborg: These two don't waste anytime they have just started going at it on
the outside.

Iceman: Now they are making their way into the ring. Asmodean has the
advantage. He is beating Legion harshly.

Cyborg: Legion is getting up slowly and Asmodean punches him over the top
rope.

Iceman: Asmodean quickly goes after Legion. He hits him with a powerslam on
the outside.

Cyborg: Asmodean picks Legion up and throws him into the stairs. Legion is
taking an early beating.

Iceman: Asmodean throws him back into the ring. He is beating him hard.

Cyborg: Asmodean is already going for his finisher. He hits the Flow of Saidin. How did he do that so early in the match? Asmodean finished his match last week in less than 5 min and now this one in less that 3?

Iceman: Ref counts 1..2..3 DING DING DING!!!!

Cyborg: This one is over quick. I don't think that either man can believe.
Legion slow to his feet.

Ring Announcer: And your Winner ASSSSMODEAN!!

Cyborg: Now to commercial. Wait here comes Scott Hunter down through the
aisle Legion still hasn't looked up. Now he sees Scott.

Iceman: There isn't much he can do now. It is going to be over for Legion.
Legion tries to hit this man. But that does no good.

Cyborg: That is just going to make the man even madder. Legion tries to
punch him. Scott Hunter blocks the punch and throws Legion into the
guardrail.

Iceman: He picks Legion up over his head. Here come Preacher!!

Cyborg: Preacher has a bat he hits Scott Hunter in the ribs with it. Hunter
drops Legion.

Iceman: Preacher thinks that Scott hunter fell to the ground. But he thought
wrong.

Cyborg: Preacher is in some trouble as he is tending to Legion who is on the
ground.

Iceman: Picks Preacher up by the back of his neck. He gives him a face first
chokeslam onto the aisle way. That has to hurt.

Cyborg: Here comes someone down the entrance ramp. It is Locke. It is Revenant Angel's brother. Scott is in for a beating now.

Iceman: Locke hits Scott Hunter from behind in the ribs. Scott turns around and Locke drop kicks him in the ribs and Scott goes to his knees finally feeling the pain.

Cyborg: Locke now hits Scott with his finisher as Scott is laid out on the entrance ramp.

Iceman: I never seen that coming but we have to take a break now.

Commercial Break.....

Ring Announcer: Now coming to the ring Chris Cain, his weight is 275, as
he makes his way down to the ring. His Opponent weighing in at 200lbs Master
Shredder!!

Iceman: CC wastes no time in putting a beating on MS. MS is already in some
trouble.

Cyborg: CC hits MS with a DDT, MS is out, now CC picks his man up and
piledives him on the outside.

Iceman: Chris Cain puts MS back into the ring. MS is still out just about.
He has been beating since the opening bell.

Cyborg: Chris is now going to the top rope. Top rope POWERBOMB!! what a
move.

Iceman: It is over for Shredder.

Cyborg: Wait, Chris is taking him back up to the top rope. He hits the Demon Seed which is a Pedigree of the top rope. Devastating move.

Iceman: It is now definitely over. Chris rolls Shredder up as the ref counts, 1...2...3 DING DING DING!!!

Cyborg: What an impressive victory for Chris Cain over Master Shredder.
Master Shredder got destroyed. Everyone has their bad nights.

Iceman: Now on with our next match.

Cyborg: Hardcore Havoc vs. Maximum Chaos. We haven't heard much from these
two wrestlers.

Ring Announcer: I have just received a special announcement from the back.
From our great VP Bob Sarcasawich. He has requested that Wesley Dread faces
both of these men as a warm up to his match against Scott Hunter. Now coming to the ring is Wesley Dread to face both of these men. His
opponents are....

Iceman: Here come both MC and HH down to the ring they both go after this
big man. He throws them down.

Cyborg: This man is incredible and all but taking two men I dunno. I have my
doubts. Dread hits HH with a powerful choke slam.

Iceman: MC makes his way up and is met by a kick to the stomach. He bends
over only to be powerbombed on top of his partner in this match-up atleast.

Cyborg: I guess I no longer have my doubts about this man's power.

Iceman: I never doubted him. Both men are down HH and MC, and now Dread
picks HH up and goes to the top and hits him with the No Mercy Bomb!!

Cyborg: Oh my god what a move that was. MC is making his way back to his
feet. Wesley Dread picks him up and throws him to the outside.

Iceman: Now Dread gets on top of HH and the ref counts 1..2..3 DING DING
DING!!

Cyborg: What a wrestler Wesley Dread is. What a match by this
man.

Iceman: The big men in the UWF now have to watch out, Python, RA, Grahf, Hunter, SCOTT Hunter. You all must worry about the new talent Wesley Dread. We now have to take a break, but up next we have the MAIN EVENT!!

Cyborg: What a match it should be.

Commercial Break....

Iceman: Here we are back from the break.

Cyborg: And the ring is being set up for the Main Event. What is this I have
gotten word from the back that Sarcasawich is changing this match too. He is
going to make it a Hell in a Cell. He is taking advantage of his power.

Ring Announcer: Making their way down to the ring weighing in at a combined
weight of 587lbs the Martin Bros. And there second opponent in this
Three-way match weighing in at a combined weight of 525lbs the team of Bofa
and Mass Confucious. Now the final opponent in this match the Jackhammer
Bros. Rey Jackhammer is weighing at 130lbs, and his brother Joey is weighing
in at 180lbs. Let's get it on.

Iceman: The cell is lowering while the wrestler's get situated in the ring.
It looks like Rey and Bofa are going to start this thing off.

Cyborg: Here we go. Bofa goes after Rey but Rey ducks it and hits Bofa with
a drop-kick to the back of his head. Bofa goes flying out of the ring.

Iceman: Rey follows him and throws Bofa face first into the cage. Bofa comes
back and takes another shot from the cage. He has a little bit of a
lascirtation on his forehead.

Cyborg: Rey throws Bofa back into the ring and tags Joey his brother. Joey
comes in and continues the assault on Bofa.

Iceman: Bofa is now thrown to the outside of the ring. Rey jumps out there
too. The Jackhammers are putting a whooping on Bofa. Mass C. is coming over
he hits Rey.

Cyborg: Joey turns around and nails Mass C.

Iceman: The Martin Bros. are just sitting back watch the teams pummel each
other.

Cyborg: Bofa is thrown back into the ring by Rey. Bofa is bleeding all over
the place. Rey hits the moonsault. Ref counts 1..2..3!! The Wig Splitta's
have been eliminated. It is now down to Martin Bros. and the Jackhammer's.

Iceman: Trent Martin is in the ring and hits Rey with a fist to the face.
This busts Rey open.

Cyborg: Blood is everywhere now. Trent picks Rey up and piledrives him into
the ring.

Iceman: This is going to be Martin Brother domination it looks like.

Cyborg: Now Joey has jumped into the ring. And so has Trevor. All 4 men are
in the ring and the ref isn't going to do anything about it. Because this is
Hell in a Cell.

Iceman: Joey takes Trevor to the outside while Trent is dominating on the
inside. Rey looks outta it. There is blood all over his face. Rey falls down
and goes low on Trent.

Cyborg: Now Joey is throwing Trevor into the cage repeatedly, Trevor is
bleeding profusely.

Iceman: Now Joey and Rey are on the outside together while Trent is lying in
the ring.

Cyborg: Joey and Rey throw Trevor threw the cage door.

Iceman: OH MY GOD!! Trevor is dead I think. Rey goes back to the ring after
grabbing a chair. Trent tries to hit him but Rey ducks it. He hits Trent
with the chair over the head.

Cyborg: Joey and Trevor are climbing the cage. Joey up first. They are on
top of the CAGE!! Joey is beating that hell outta Trevor. While Trent lies
in the ring.

Iceman: Rey is climbing the cage too. Both Jackhammers are up there, and
Trevor. Trevor is in a world of trouble.

Cyborg: Trever is a bloody mess. There is just blood running from his face.
This is a sick match. Rey and Joey are just beating, and beating on Trevor.

Iceman: Trent is up, Trent is up he is climbing the cage. All 4 men on top
of the cage. What a match. They are now all battling it out.

Cyborg: Trent is now beating Joey with a chair. Joey is busted open. All
four men are now bleeding from their faces. This is gory.

Iceman: Trevor is still down while Rey beats him half to death. Trevor I
think is barely moving. Rey picks Trevor up. They are by the edge of the
cage.

Cyborg: Trevor gets hit in the head again, and is passing out from blood
loss. He just FELL OFF THE CAGE!!!!!!

Iceman: He just fell off the cage after passing out. He fell right through
our announcer's table here.

Cyborg: I seriously think Trevor Martin is dead. I think Trevor Martin is
dead. Rey looks at the crowd. He raises his arms. The crowd cheers.

Iceman: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!!?? WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!!!!???

Cyborg: Rey Jackhammer just did a moonsault from the top of the cage onto
Trevor Martin. Neither man is moving. THIS MAN HAS LOST IT. He has
completely lost it all together.

Iceman: The crowd is loving it, I am loving it there are two blood covered
men passed out in front of us. This is the most amazing match I have ever
seen.

Cyborg: Now Joey and Trent are battling out. Trent has the advantage. No
wait Joey just hit him low. Joey is going to POWERBOMB HIM THROUGH THE
CAGE!!!

Iceman: MY GOD!!!!! HE DID IT HE DID IT HE DID IT!!!!!! I cannot believe
what we are seeing. Three men lie unconscious while one stands on top of the
cage.

Cyborg: Joey Jackhammer is the only man left standing. He is the only man
that I think is still alive.

Iceman: Wait! We have some movement in front of us. Trevor Martin has just
gotten up very slowly.

Cyborg: Joey Jackhammer is standing on top of the cage getting a standing
ovation from the crowd. Trevor is slowly making his way up the cage.

Iceman: Trevor is now behind Joey Jackhammer. He spears him through the
opening in the cage. He sacrificed himself to do that move right there.
Everyman is out. Rey Jackhammer is making his way into the cage door.

Cyborg: Rey can barely walk, he goes into the ring. There is blood all over
the place. There are three men just completely out in the middle of the
ring. Blood everywhere.

Iceman: Rey looks around and just falls on top of Trevor. The Ref counts
1..2..3 DING DING DING!!!! Rey has just won it for the Jackhammers in the
most amazing match I have ever seen. These 4 men put everything they had on
the line.

Cyborg: We need some paramedics. We need them now damnit!!

Iceman: Here come the paramedics. They are taking all men out on the
stretcher. While they get a standing ovation from the speechless crowd. I
have honestly never seen something like this in my entire life. I am amazed.

Ring Announcer: And your winners in the match that maybe be the best display
of wrestling I have ever seen are The Jackhammers!!!!!!

Cyborg: I'm sorry folks we are outta time!!